I Was Bluffing Then, But It Seems That Just Might Have Been The Truth.

I don't understand why life can't ever be somewhat normal for me. Why do I tend to inevitably attract the odd, unusually abnormal circumstances and occurences. I suppose it ties in well to my severe dislike for monotony, however there comes a point when it all seems a bit disconcerting. If there is a 0.001% chance of it happening, it will absolutely happen to me. Lately it just seems as if the situations I find myself in, don't ever commonly happen. Period. There are no previously established guidelines to follow, no common experiences with others to share, mostly because these things just don't happen to other people. Other normal people. I've always kind of accepted the fact that my life probably isn't going to fit into a common mold, but this is all a bit ridiculous.